We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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