Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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