her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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