Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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