He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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