Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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