found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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