My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Mom said you looked used
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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