mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
