Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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