I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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