Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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