Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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