Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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