What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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