So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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