I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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