You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
