How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
false alarm. still invincible.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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