I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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