you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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