Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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