a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And my parents said I crawled through the house
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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