I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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