tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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