i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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