Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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