They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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