i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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