watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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