I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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