Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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