i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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