But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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