And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she looked like the before picture.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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