Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
