so explain again why im purple
no
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
