What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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