Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
