It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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