Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i think i just lost a toe
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
