i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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