He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Boobs are out for the taking
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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