His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
