For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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