Duck Duck Cougar?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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