Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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