i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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