can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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