She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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