The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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