so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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