In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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