Im at strip club and am horny
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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