hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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