Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
40s are totally the cure
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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