i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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