Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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