making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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