Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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