Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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